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Listen to your Conscience

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 06 - Jun 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 04
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A Toothbrush, some Toothpaste, A Flannel For My Face

3rd place in Derby #105: Two, with 981 votes!

As far as we can tell, there are a few things this shirt requires in order to be true. One is that bunnies must have an afterlife, which probably going to be a very crowded place. Two is that bunny afterlife must have an externally mandated code of ethics to which all bunnies are expected to conform. Bunnies who do not conform are punished with tight fitting costumes and a tool they have to carry, while bunnies who do conform are rewarded with wings and a clothing-optional dress code. And three, good bunny afterlife is in a place where you can clearly see about six galaxies, while bad bunny afterlife is in a great big fire.

Furthermore, either shirt designers can see this bunny-specific realm or at least one bunny has returned to communicate to humans that a dualistic bunny afterlife exists. And knowing that, it is quite possible to accept that there are bunny ghosts who travel freely between the planes, some good, some bad. And that’s probably why your cat just freaks the heck out every now and then when it looks like there’s nothing in the house. Because cats are Nature’s philosophers, and this bunny cosmology… man, it can really give you a headache.

Wear this shirt: if it’s duck season. You’ll be safe.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re hoping to distract focus away from your bad side.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll have the angel hare, and a salad.”

We call this color: Oh, You’ve Got Blue Eyes, Oh, You’ve Got Green Eyes, Oh, You’ve Got Asphalt Eyes

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
Grebsie
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Listen to your Conscience by ramyb
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