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Loose Dips Sink Chips

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 3 - Oct 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 30 - Oct 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 8 - Oct 11
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

BATTLEFIELD: KITCHEN!

As war rages across the buffet table, Tortilla’s finest strike back!

As Salsalist forces try to tighten their grip on the throats of liberty, a family size battalion strikes back. That’s right: over one pound of the saltiest, crunchiest chips, strips, and scoops Mother Tostito has born and bred are taking back every bowl and appetizer plate this side of the stove. Give ‘em hell, boys!

It’s tough going, to be sure, but in the end our boys fight for what’s right: liberty, justice, and equality for all! Those picante panzers don’t stand a chance against the free hearts and can-do spirit of our salted soldiers. And look here! Our friends from across the pond, the Frito boys, have heard the din raised by our honorable fight and answered the call! Chili cheese! BBQ! There’s room for one and all in this fight!

Remember, our boys need your help too! Ration all corn. It’s the only way to keep our soldiers in the fight! Avoid talking about the location of snacks. You never know who may be listening. And above all else: buy snack bonds!

Until we meet again: fight onward!

Wear this shirt: On an ocean steamer bound for glory halfway around the world.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around the chips and dip. People are going to assume you’re some sort of authority figure and start asking uncomfortable questions.

This shirt tells the world: “Went the Dip Well?”

We call this color: Roasted Red Pepper Menace

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Loose Dips Sink Chips by MJ
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.