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Lupine Weapon

by Fat Mouse

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 17 - Jun 20
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

YOU’RE A LOOSE CANNON, HARLEY MCFOX!

I want your badge and your gun on my desk!

Now you listen to me, McFox! I’ve got the mayor breathin’ down my neck about this re-election fundraiser and I can’t have you out there blowing up his limo! I don’t care how many busts you log or how many perps you put behind bars, Harley: if you can’t play by the book, you’re going to pay. It’s as simple as that.

It’s not so black and white any more, McFox! You can’t just go around cracking skulls these days, you gotta play the politics. Listen, we’ll get these guys, I promise. But we’ll get ‘em by the book. And you’ve racked up quite a body count out there, McFox. You got your own partner killed, man. You need to take some time. You’re off this case.

What did you just say to me?! Fine! You’re off this FORCE! Badge and gun, FORMER-Detective McFox! Get out of my precinct!

Can you believe that guy? Thinks he can play by his own rules!

What’s that noise? Sounds like a motorcycle…

Wear this shirt: On your first day with your new partner. It might break the ice.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the mayor’s fundraiser dinner. It’s a black tie event, you maverick!

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not trying to draw a psycho pension. I really am crazy.”

We call this color: Criminal Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 22.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Lupine Weapon by Fat Mouse
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