Elementary, My Dear Organic Compounds
You holding any carbon, man? I need some of the black stuff real bad, man. I mean, like, I can’t live without it, you know? When I start getting low on carbon it’s like I can feel it in my cells, you know what I mean? It’s bad, real bad.
A pencil? A thrown-away piece of carbon paper? A lump of coal? Anything? I’m dying here!
Wear this shirt: if you’re a carbon-based life form! Let’s hear it for Big C! Whoop whoop!
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on a low-carb diet.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m chemically dependent.”
We call this color: Everything Went Carbon Black.


Features
Design Placement: Left Side
Design Size:
3X – S: 8.51” x 19”
WXL - WS: 6.38” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 5.37” x 12”
Pantone Color(s): – 158 C – 319 C – 5545 C – 7471 C – 7472 C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
Specs
Black Woot TeeSpecs
Black Woot TeeSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 43.000s
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