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Meatatarian

by fablefire

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 13 - Aug 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

All In Good Taste

2nd place in Derby #228: Double-Take Derby 15, with 769 votes!

Mmm. Oh man, Peter, this is good. This is really good. Are you sure you don’t want a bite of this? ‘Cause, honestly, you’re missing out.

Look, I can tell by the way you’re looking at me you’re a little horrified. You’ve been indoctrinated by an old way of thinking, that’s all! I’m telling you, Peter, I don’t think I’m ever going back to carrots and lettuce after this. Radishes are a thing of the past for me. I saw that Monty Python movie where the bunny goes to town on a few knights and it changed my life, Pete. Changed. My. Life. It’s cow and pig and poultry from here on out. Maybe even zebra. Can a rabbit get zebra? ‘Cause if I can, I’m totally eating a zebra.

Come on, dude, knock off the staring thing and have a taste of this stuff, will ya? It’s called house… hosen… Yeah, hasenpfeffer! So you know about this and you’ve never tried it? I’m not sure what’s in it, but I’m pretty sure it’s chicken. Tastes like chicken, anyway.

Wear this shirt: when a plate of roasted veggies just won’t do.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it’s still pink in the middle when it gets to your table.

This shirt tells the world: “Bon appé-meat!”

We call this color: Grass-Fed

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
cpxchewy
Last Wooter to Woot:
JB5150

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Meatatarian by fablefire
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.