3rd place in Derby #167: Meme Mashup!, with 577 votes!

Just imagine how great it would be if somewhere they put on a parade of all the best-known Internet memes! It would be just like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but instead of lip-sync performances from flash-in-the-pan pop acts, it’d be all the most often remixed characters from the web, processing through the streets as one big, loud, freaky carnival!

The whole YouTube A-list would be there, including Charlie Bit my Finger, and David After Dentist! And Afro Ninja would be there too, and the Star Wars Kid, and Peanut Butter Jelly Time, and the Numa Numa guy, and Dramatic Chipmunk—the whole gang!

And they’d all go marching down one street in the middle of town, spreading their bizarre brand of joy to all who came to witness the weird spectacle! It’d be awesome!

Because the rest of us could go somewhere else and be assured we wouldn’t have to see them there.

Wear this shirt: to the parade! The long, slow, sad parade down Idiot Street toward oblivion.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your parents, unless you enjoy trying to explain the inexplicable.

This shirt tells the world: “Parade is fair use.”

We call this color: Confetti-Covered, Diet-Coke-and-Mentos-Stained Asphalt

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