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Mon Petit Chou

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Pink
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
Sold Out

Love In The Time Of Coleslaw

Guess we’ll have to wait another month for the corned beef t-shirt.

You’ve downloaded, printed out, and given the Valentine – now wear the shirt. The Internet’s favorite mustachioed leafy green returns, beret and all, in apparel form. And he’ll be closer to your heart than ever.

We don’t pretend to know why the French call their paramours “my little cabbage” when far more sensual veggies are available for metaphorical duty. Call us your little radish and we’re yours, yours, madly yours, you fool. But hey, far be it from us to lecture the French on affaires de l’amour, or affaires de légumes.

We know we’ll sell at least one, though, as long as AdderXYU keeps his word.

Wear this shirt: on a romantically-themed February holiday of your choosing.

Don’t wear this shirt: out on a date and then order a salad full of lettuce. It sends your date a mixed message.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, it’s supposed to be a compliment.”

We call this color: Limited-Edition Special-Occasion Temporary-Engagement Pink That You Might Not See Here Again.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.000s
First Sucker:
mochimochi
Last Wooter to Woot:
Happyandsexywoman

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Mon Petit Chou by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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