Guess we’ll have to wait another month for the corned beef t-shirt.

You’ve downloaded, printed out, and given the Valentine – now wear the shirt. The Internet’s favorite mustachioed leafy green returns, beret and all, in apparel form. And he’ll be closer to your heart than ever.

We don’t pretend to know why the French call their paramours “my little cabbage” when far more sensual veggies are available for metaphorical duty. Call us your little radish and we’re yours, yours, madly yours, you fool. But hey, far be it from us to lecture the French on affaires de l’amour, or affaires de légumes.

We know we’ll sell at least one, though, as long as AdderXYU keeps his word.

Wear this shirt: on a romantically-themed February holiday of your choosing.

Don’t wear this shirt: out on a date and then order a salad full of lettuce. It sends your date a mixed message.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, it’s supposed to be a compliment.”

We call this color: Limited-Edition Special-Occasion Temporary-Engagement Pink That You Might Not See Here Again.

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