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Natural Pride

by bassanimation

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

The Natural Form Of The Bonsai Kitten

What Do You Mean By “Bark”?

Run the water near my houseplant, it hides under the bed. But they say out on the veldt, the big trees just can’t get enough of fresh running water. Can you imagine, a whole forest, stretching their roots towards an underground river? Why, my catctus goes crazy if his paw accidentally hits the water dish!

But I’ve seen the nature shows. Those big Panthera Quercus lie around all day, just soaking up the sun. And they say sometimes, when the wind catches the leaves just right, you can hear the roar all the way across the valley. I bet that would be amazing, wouldn’t it? To be so close to something so primal?

What? Why is it so hard to believe? We saw a dogwood last summer, and you didn’t act all shocked then. Honestly, if you keep acting like this, I’m not going to show you my photos of the tiger lilies I took at the local zoo.

Wear this shirt: in winter. Go find a drama student if you don’t understand.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a furry. Unless you’re some sort of vegetable-based furry. Do you guys have vegetable souls now, or do you still have to be a mammal? We haven’t kept up with the journals of late.

This shirt tells the world: “All kings eventually fall victim to some rake.”

We call this color: Creme And Fertilizer

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 49.000s
First Sucker:
cupajoe415
Last Wooter to Woot:
infirno

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Natural Pride by bassanimation
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.