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Night Job

by radiomode

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Grandest Show Of All

No, you got a little… here, let me… listen, sit tight, we’re gonna cover that up, no one will even notice.

2nd place in Derby #80: Double-Take Derby 4, with 686 votes!

Okay, places, everyone, places! Don’t be such a prima donna, darling, lots of satellites would love this job. And speaking of which, sweetie? Sweetie, you can’t be there, this is Earth orbit and you’re needing to be down there past Neptune. That’s right, in the Chorus. Okay, everyone, this is a big night for us, there’s a really important critic here and this all has to go well. Luna, honey, there’s a little… yeah, get makeup to work on that. But stay on your mark, we don’t have time to redo everything. Saturn, there’s a change, you’re going to be retrograde tonight, I’m sorry, the producer insisted on it, I know, I’m so sorry. You’re a dream. Luna, let me see… perfect. Okay, everyone? Everyone? Deep breath… exhale… deep breath… exhale… okay, we all ready? Ready? Let’s knock ‘em dead. Remember, you might be just a waiter or waitress during the day, but at night, you’re a star! Everybody, places now, the sun is almost gone, and remember, you’re playing to the front row tonight, go all out. Four, three, two, one… break a leg everyone!

Wear this shirt: for a month, turning slightly each day but being careful never to show your back. That’s not how the moon actually works, but this isn’t actually the moon, now is it?

Don’t wear this shirt: around werewolves. It probably won’t cause any trouble but better safe than sorry.

This shirt tells the world: “Did you know Astronomy was once considered to be an art?”

We call this color: Olive Us Think This Is A Pretty Cool Shirt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Night Job by radiomode
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.