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Nightmare on Wall Street

by derekfilley

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 29 - Aug 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Raise Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven

3rd pace in Derby #42: Join the Revolution!, with 684 votes!

You were gonna bring them down from inside, remember? You were going to be the Mister X of office supplies, the Chris Burden of advertising, the Wild Man Fischer of corporate accounts. You were gonna set an example so powerful that they couldn’t help be gravitate to you, and a decade from now the whole stinkin’ world would be different. Only somewhere along the way, that tie started looking pretty nice. And that city, well, now it feels like home. You don’t want to smash up your home, do you? You just want to make it better. So maybe that’s the way to go. Little changes, baby steps. The occasional unauthorized sick day and a few bucks on some spray paint. People like a familiar image to make them feel like they’ve got choices. Really, though, The Man isn’t such a bad guy when you get to know him, right?

This shirt was designed by: derekfilley, whose persistence has won him a copy of Sid Meier’s Civilization® Revolution™ and a poster signed by the development team. He’s submitted variations of this design to four different Derbies and it looks like the fourth time is the charm. Good thing, too, because we don’t know how he’d have handled Derby #44 (Chocolate Cake). Way to never give up, Derek!

Wear this shirt: when you want to rebel, but fashionably. You might be on television, after all. Who wants to follow an ugly revolutionary?

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re out jogging at night. Night joggers should wear bright and reflective clothing so that they can be easily seen.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m against something!”

We call this color: There Once Was A Man Named John Galt/Who Felt Poverty Was Not His Fault/Made By Some Russian Bird/Those Who Follow His Words/Generally Turn Out To Be Real Asphalts

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 50% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
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Nightmare on Wall Street by derekfilley
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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