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Ninja on a Bicycle

by Rob Gould

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
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What were you expecting?

We ARE supposed to be stealthy after all.

I don’t get what the big deal is here. We need to be quick as lightning and undetectable, right? Well I don’t have the greatest cardiovascular endurance and I can’t exactly ride a horse through the shadows to sneak into a castle and assassinate a corrupt politician, can I? So I use my Shimano here to get around.

No, it works great. I’ve got gears and everything; I can handle hills no problem. Give me some flat, packed trails and I’ll get up to 30 miles an hour! Once I get there and chain it up to a tree or a lantern or something I can flit among the shadows and deal death with the best of them.

The horn? Oh that’s my own little flourish. Sound? No. It just shoots poisonous gas.

Wear this shirt: While sneaking around your apartment and practicing flips onto your couch.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re going to try and assassinate anyone for a warlord. We don’t want to be involved.

This shirt tells the world: “Of course it says ‘Ninja on a bicycle.’ That’s because the design is a ninja on a bicycle. I would have no idea what this is if it didn’t have a handy caption saying exactly what it is.”

We call this color: Redyu Hayabusa

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 10.000s
First Sucker:
capeman
Last Wooter to Woot:
dwheelerusa

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Ninja on a Bicycle by Rob Gould
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.