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Nose Hares

by dsladek

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 4 - Oct 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 1 - Oct 4
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 9 - Oct 11
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But those cottony-soft tails are better than snuff!

The Von Schnozzle family has long been one of the most well-to-do in all of Europe. And yet, it is their custom to openly display that which both marks them as a Von Schnozzle and curses them to be forever apart from society.

It is not that the little beasts aren’t sociable, for they are. They smile at passers-by and make merry noises to each other (of which the Von Schnozzles are completely unaware, having long since grown accustomed to them). It’s just that the whole idea is so ICKY WEIRD and DISGUSTING that there’s really nothing that can be said. And so, the Von Schnozzles grow increasingly removed from a society that allows them to live without paying for rent, or clothing, or food, or even tissues, just so long as they go somewhere else where people don’t have to stare at those things… wriggling.

Wear this shirt: and try and convince people that it’s the new image going on the Amero. That would be really funny, wouldn’t it? To hear talk radio getting mad about a secular King with bunnies in his nose being on new currency?

Don’t wear this shirt: when shopping for a pet rabbit.

This shirt tells the world: “I say, if you were to present me with a tweezers as a representative of St. Nicholas, I would be indeed grateful and look upon it as a most fortunate and considerate gift.”

We call this color: The Brown Nosing Bunny

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Nose Hares by dsladek
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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