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On The Road Again

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
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Non-Essential Evidence

1st place in Derby #159: Road Trip, with 955 votes!

“Stevens! Just what do you think you’re doing? We’re in the middle of a murder investigation!”

“Sarge! I was just, uh, well, um…”

“Stevens, do I have to remind you that we’ve got nine murdered teenagers all over this campground? Exactly what do you think the press is going to say when it finds out one of my officers is removing the shirt from one of the corpses?”

“Well, yeah, I guess it does look a little weird…”

“A little weird? A LITTLE WEIRD?”

“I didn’t mean anything by it! Honest! It’s just a neat shirt is all. I mean, just look at that little guy in his little car. He doesn’t care that some serial killer keeps popping up at this camp all the time. This cute little dude is seeing the world! My wife would go nuts for this thing! Look, it’s not ripped or cut up by a machete or ANYTHING. And I’m sure the blood would come out eventually.”

“So, wait, you weren’t preparing to take ‘liberties’ with the body, then?”

“UGH! No, sir, Sarge!”

“Oh, well, that’s different, isn’t it? Hey, you think that kid’s about a 36 in the waist? I kind of like that belt.”

Wear this shirt: when you feel like you’re moving, but you’re not really going anywhere.

Don’t wear this shirt: if, despite all your rage, you are still just a rat in a cage. The rodent on the shirt is clearly a hamster, after all.

This shirt tells the world: “A stay-cation is still a vacation.”

We call this color: Around The World In Navy Days

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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On The Road Again by patrickspens
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.