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by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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And The Boxers Shall Lie Down With The Briefs

We always wondered if there was something up between you two.

The way you guys would fight, so intense, so, well, passionate… yeah, it actually kinda makes total sense. All it took was one little arrow to point that passion in a slightly different direction and now here you are. We hope it works out and everything. But listen… when you guys are, like, alone together, if you know what we mean, could you, uh, turn the stereo up or something? That kind of passion can get loud.

Wear this shirt: when you’re kickin’ it with Mary Matalin and James Carville.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your favorite Coen brothers movie is that one with George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones that nobody liked.

This shirt tells the world: “Bartender, I’ll have an oil-and-water.”

We call this color: The Calf And The Lion And The Fattened Cranberry Together.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 42.000s
First Sucker:
scudmuffin
Last Wooter to Woot:
sofeego

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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