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Owl Seeing Eye

by spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
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call me owl

2nd Place in Derby #420: Psychedelia with 160 votes!

Omniscience sucks.

Sure, at first it’s kinda cool. I get a candid look at all the jerkwads of the world. In that way, it completely levels the playing field. Humans are all just big sacks of meat marinated in common character flaws. So, you know, maybe you can take comfort in that.

The thing is, omniscience loses its luster after a while. I can always hear it when people are in the bathroom, and that’s pretty gross. And, frankly, most of the things you do are incredibly dull. Very rarely are you mortals engaged in anything remotely interesting. You must work on that.

But the worst thing about omniscience is always being right. About everything. Weather. Mathematics. And, worst of all, people. I'm always right about people. I hate that. I don’t want to correctly predict the senseless brutality that pervades your kind. I don’t want to be certain that you’ll destroy your planet. I don’t want to know for sure that every one of you will continue to land - from birth - somewhere on a universal spectrum between cruelty and indifference, and that THAT is gonna be the thing which delivers you all to your doom.

But I know it’s true.

Er....

I mean.....

Hoot.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 34.447s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Owl Seeing Eye by spiritgreen
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.