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by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 01 - Oct 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29
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Pop Quiz

"Solve for Owl."

1. What is the next term in the geometric sequence 16, -4, 1, 1/4, …?
  • A. 1/owl
  • B. owl
  • C. owl
  • D. owl/8
  • E. 1/2 owl
2. The imaginary number i is defined such that i2=-1. What does i+i2+i3+ … +i equal?
  • A. owl
  • B. -owl
  • C. -owl
  • D. 0…wl
3. A manufacturing company processes raw ore. The number of tons of refined material the company can produce during t days using Process A is A(t) = t2+2t and using Process B is B(t) = 10t. The company has only 7 days to process ore and must choose 1 of the processes. What is the maximum output of refined material, in tons, for this time period?
  • A. Irrelevant, as the factory must be shut down due to an owl infestation.
  • B. 70, so long as the workers continue supplying the neighboring owl population with delicious mice and rats.
  • C. Ore is owls. Owls are all. I see you, even in the dark. Hoo, hoo, I am coming my feathered brothers.
  • D. Why is this company running so inefficiently? They should use Process Owl. I would fire the employees.
  • E. It doesn't matter. All we are my friend, is owls in the wind.

Wear this shirt: To class the day you cover the Quadratic Equation.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're confused about what it is because owls don't actually represent variables very well.

This shirt tells the world: "It's because 'owl' sort of sounds like 'al.'"

We call this color: Owlive. See? We can do it, too.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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