Pandora's Box

by fuacka

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I'm pretty sure I can just close it again.

3rd Place in Derby #276: Greece, Guest Editor patrickspens' pick!

"I really don't think you should do it."

"Come on! Maybe there's treasure inside!"

"I don't think there is, Anesidora. Didn't you read the label? 'All the evils of mankind.'"

"They only put that stuff on there to scare people off."

"Maybe it's worth investigating why people would want to scare us off from opening this thing, then."

"Come on! Where's your inquisitive nature?"

"Safely not being ravaged by horrible demons and soul corruption."

"Whatever. We can always just close it. I'm going for it."

Wear this shirt: As a warning to all those who would want you to open up emotionally to them.

Don't wear this shirt: If you can't reconcile Chinese animals in mythological Greek settings.

This shirt tells the world: "It was actually a jar."

We call this color: It was inavytable, really.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.440s
First Sucker:
kcjenk42
Last Wooter to Woot:
margerie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Pandora's Box by fuacka
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