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Pip-squeak

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 24 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 21
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Monsieur, a Bonaparte to pick avec vous?

Napoleon discusses his plans before invading Meowscow.

We shall ryde our noble chats into le ground de battle, and ve shall tell zee enemy, 'Mais non! Zis shall not stand!'

"Mais, monsieur general, don'tchoo sink c'est strangement zat we ryde les chats to fight les enemies?"

Explainnez vous-self.

"Well, it'z like, vous know, isn't les chats our enemie primarment?"

Oui.

"But we ride upon les chats, non?"

Oui.

"So, like, if c'est les chats zat we ride et les chats zat we fight, isn't zat strangement, monsieur general?"

Honestly, I don't know how to answer the question because I have no idea what you're saying...

Wear this shirt: if you are... hmmm... how do we say this: are naturally put at a great advantage at doing the limbo.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're tall. This shirt isn't for you.

This shirt tells the world: "If we work together, we can make a difference. By trying to conquer all those other idiots."

We call this color: l'asphalt, non?

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.774s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
tjhague

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pip-squeak by Radscoolian
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.