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Placebo Party

by tjost

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 12
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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Yeah, sure, this should help.

2nd place in Derby #139: Madness, with 856 votes!

I’m going to go ahead and prescribe you something for your depression, Mary. Take one of these Imipramine with food each morning and one again without food before bed, okay? It’ll take a few weeks for the drug to cycle through your system but you should see an improvement in your mood shortly thereafter.

Now, this stuff has been known to cause restlessness, so I’m going to prescribe clonazepam for you to take each night to help you fall asleep. Just take it right after you take the anti-depressant, okay? You should be good to go with that, then.

Oh, unless the clonazepam gives you headaches. That can happen sometimes. As a precaution, I’m going to put you on some Hydrocodone. Only take these on a full stomach and when your headache is severe, okay?

Shoot. You know what? Hydrocodone can really make patients nauseated. Hmm? No, it’s nauseated. Yeah, I know, everyone says nauseous, and everyone’s wrong; trust me. Anyway, I’m going to put you on Reglan. You should take it about 15 minutes BEFORE you take the Hydros, okay?

Now that I think of it, that Reglan can really make you drowsy. I’m going to get you on some Modafinil right away. But now you should be all better, and that’s all it took! Western medicine is amazing!

Wear this shirt: To your therapy session. It’ll help start some conversation.

Don’t wear this shirt: When you’re picking up your secobarbital. That lady at Walgreen’s doesn’t have a sense of humor about these sorts of things.

This shirt tells the world: “I really need one of those daily pill organizer thingies.”

We call this color: Group Therapy Grass

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
ScottG44

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Placebo Party by tjost
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