Risky Business

by James "the Animal" Cho

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Color Olive

Condition New

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The Classic Game of Global Domination

2nd place in Derby #42: Join the Revolution!, with 685 votes!

“Dunno what Marx and Lenin are guffawing about—there’s no way they can take all of Europe, much less hold it. It’s always the same with these two: Tirelessly blustering about their ‘scientific’ approach while willfully ignoring the facts on the ground. Che’s got a better strategy: There are only two points from which to attack South America. Yeah, South America is the ticket for Guevara. Smooth sailing there. Nothing could go wrong for Che in South America. You know, we might actually finish the game this week. Assuming Lt. Frank Drebin doesn’t bust in and overturn the board again like last time.”

This shirt was designed by: James “the Animal” Cho, who has a reckless disregard for verisimilitude where strategy boardgames are concerned. Cuba’s not on the Risk map, J.C.! Cho fans may be pleased to learn that two of James’s previous designs are still available for sale: 1984: Duck Hunt and Treacherous Waters.

This being our super-special Civilization Revolution Derby, James will be taking home some extra prizes to help break up his tedious routine of endorsing Woot check after Woot check. In addition to the regular payout, he lands a 360 faceplate, a copy of Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution™, and a poster autographed by the Civ-Rev crew. Nice booty, Cho!

Wear this shirt: to Game Night at our place. (We’re playing Monsters Menace America this week.)

Don’t wear this shirt: on a first date. Unless your first date is scheduled for Game Night at our place. But we gotta tell you, we don’t have high hopes for that relationship working out.

This shirt tells the world: “Hasta la victoria siempre, or until the Doritos are gone!”

We call this color: Olive’s Armies

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 24m 42.000s

First Sucker:: 505

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1h 24m 42.000s

First Sucker:: 505

Last Wooter to Woot:: twistedtwins

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
2% one week old
7% one month old
46% one year old
37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
2%	11%	8%	3%	2%	2%	3%	5%	6%	8%	7%	6%	5%	4%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	3%	3%	1%	1%	1%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
3%	4%	2%	2%	3%	83%	3%

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