2nd place in Derby #42: Join the Revolution!, with 685 votes!

“Dunno what Marx and Lenin are guffawing about—there’s no way they can take all of Europe, much less hold it. It’s always the same with these two: Tirelessly blustering about their ‘scientific’ approach while willfully ignoring the facts on the ground. Che’s got a better strategy: There are only two points from which to attack South America. Yeah, South America is the ticket for Guevara. Smooth sailing there. Nothing could go wrong for Che in South America. You know, we might actually finish the game this week. Assuming Lt. Frank Drebin doesn’t bust in and overturn the board again like last time.”

This shirt was designed by: James “the Animal” Cho, who has a reckless disregard for verisimilitude where strategy boardgames are concerned. Cuba’s not on the Risk map, J.C.! Cho fans may be pleased to learn that two of James’s previous designs are still available for sale: 1984: Duck Hunt and Treacherous Waters.

This being our super-special Civilization Revolution Derby, James will be taking home some extra prizes to help break up his tedious routine of endorsing Woot check after Woot check. In addition to the regular payout, he lands a 360 faceplate, a copy of Sid Meier’s Civilization Revolution™, and a poster autographed by the Civ-Rev crew. Nice booty, Cho!

Wear this shirt: to Game Night at our place. (We’re playing Monsters Menace America this week.)

Don’t wear this shirt: on a first date. Unless your first date is scheduled for Game Night at our place. But we gotta tell you, we don’t have high hopes for that relationship working out.

This shirt tells the world: “Hasta la victoria siempre, or until the Doritos are gone!”

We call this color: Olive’s Armies

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