Robot Zombies!

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Navy

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The Last Subroutine

2nd place in Derby #173 Build Your Own Robot, with 821 votes!

Number Of Humans Still Alive Within Spark City: 6

Number Of Virus-Infected Units Within Spark City Limits: 478,301

Distance Of Virus-Infected Unit Horde From Humans: 2.38km and closing

Humans’ Chances Of Survival Without This Unit’s Intervention: 0.0000000001%

Epically Awesome “Climax of Act III”-Type Battle Mode: ACTIVATED

Wear this shirt: while fighting a particularly nasty distributed denial-of-service attack.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re tired from a rough day of battling ninja pirate monkeys.

This shirt tells the world: “Though I walk through the Uncanny Valley of The Shadow of Deactivation, I will fear no negative concept associated with morality.”

We call this color: They Mostly Come Out In Navy. Mostly.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!