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Say No To Scurvy

by fablefire

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Kelly Green

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Vitamins, See?

1st Place in Derby #14: Nutrition, with 610 votes!

Liver spots. Pale skin. Depression. Bleeding from the mucous membranes. No, it's not a description of today's goth kids in 50 years - it's what happens when you don't get enough vitamin C. The citrus-deficient seafarers of yore called it scurvy, and they thought it had something to do with an imbalance of the body's humors. People used to be so dumb.

Wear this shirt: to remind your fellow crew members to put down the rum and pick up a piece of fruit once in a while.

Don't wear this shirt: as a substitute for actually ingesting vitamin C.

This shirt tells the world: "Orange you glad you're not a 16th-century sailor?"

We call this color: Barlow's Green.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!