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Scientists

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 25 - Sep 27
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Science Is Over

So we've pretty much discovered everything. 

Did you hear that Scientists recently "printed" eyeball cells using an inkjet printer? That's right, forget about 3D printing, this is freakin' FRANKENSTEIN PRINTING. 

Which means it's official: Scientists have official run out of science to do. Back in the Renaissance and Enlightenment there was science all over the place, and all you had to do was reach out, inspect something, and you were making a breakthrough. 

But the limited supply of natural science has quickly been used up by greedy scientists, and now there's barely anything left. Printing eyeball cells was one of the last remaining bits of scientific enterprise left to be done. 

So congratulations, scientists! You've ruined it for everybody. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 24.886s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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