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by Mathiole

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 20
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Horrified teenage delinquent? Frightened abduction victim? Scared spider supper? Honey, I played them ALL.

Here, see if you remember this. “Ieeeee!” Iconic, right? Back in ‘56, everybody was doing that. But I started doing it in 1948, in a little off-Broadway theater. Without me, there’s no screaming damsel. And do I ever get credit? Why, not even a little bit.

Oh, don’t get me wrong, I certainly had a good life. I’d wake up early and go to the Plaza for breakfast and to be afraid of a cockroach for some bug spray ad, then quickly run to Gimble’s and nearly faint at the rising cost of clothes. Then it was off to the beach so I could be terrified at the latest roller coaster- that was for a radio spot, as I recall -then back to the city so I could feel the stress of “woman’s trouble,” whatever that was. I’d finish by helping with the cover of some detective magazine, and falling prey to some bikers in the Village, then maybe a little nightcap uptown, where the high art crowd would often hope to see me shocked at learning my boyfriend had left me for another woman. Finally I’d be horrified to learn what time it was, heartbroken when I couldn’t catch a cab, my heart would race when I couldn’t find my apartment key, and I’d fall asleep only to wake up from a terrible nightmare.

You can only imagine how I reacted when I found out other women were mimicking my style. Why, yes, I did in fact put my hands to my head and scream. How did you know? Are you a historian? And be aware, if you say yes, I’ll be drastically surprised.

Wear this shirt: for a day or twoooooooooo

Don’t wear this shirt: inside out. Poor lady would have to smell your bellybutton all day.

This shirt tells the world: “No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!”

We call this color: Black Future

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.