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Seems Fishy...

by Radscoolian

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 13 - Jun 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 11
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Pilacy

2nd place in Derby #271: Shirt as Costume Redux, Editor's Choice!

The human is piloted by the penguin. The penguin is itself piloted by a pigeon, because if humans found a bird had infiltrated their society, they'd definitely trust a cute penguin more than a pigeon.

The pigeon is piloted by a mouse who's piloted the pigeon for so long that he's forgotten he's a mouse. As far as he's concerned, he's a pigeon. But in reality, he's a gnat who's piloting a wasp piloting a worm piloting a pigeon piloting a penguin piloting a human.

We mentioned the human is a pilot, right?

Wear this shirt: while watching March of the [People Controlled by] Penguins.

Don't wear this shirt: flying.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm a bird trapped inside a man's body."

We call this color: I would pilot A.C. Slate-r if I were a penguin.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.889s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
candy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Seems Fishy... by Radscoolian
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.