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S’morse Code

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 30 - Jun 01
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 29
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This News Bulletin is Hot Off the Wire

also sticky and gooey off the wire

As it turns out, S’morse Code reads almost exactly like Morse Code, except the dot and dash are replaced with the much more delicious nom and nosh.

While S’morse Code is not as well suited to sending messages over long distances (it’s slow, and prone to melting), it’s superior to Sammy Morse’s famous system in at least one obvious way: It makes even the most disappointing messages EASY TO DIGEST. Ha! Ha! Get it? “Easy to digest?”

You’re not laughing. You must not get it.

Wear this shirt: to your job manning the key in the telegraph office at Yankton. Wear a period shirt over it, though, or everyone will know you’re from the future.

Don’t wear this shirt: over an open flame. The message could melt, and it doesn’t sound like it’d be very good for your torso, either.

This shirt tells the world: “TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME STOP THIS IS SMORSE CODE NOT BRAILLE STOP

We call this color: Crypto-Cocoa Brown

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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S’morse Code by MJ
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.