S’morse Code

by MJ

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Color Brown

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This News Bulletin is Hot Off the Wire

also sticky and gooey off the wire

As it turns out, S’morse Code reads almost exactly like Morse Code, except the dot and dash are replaced with the much more delicious nom and nosh.

While S’morse Code is not as well suited to sending messages over long distances (it’s slow, and prone to melting), it’s superior to Sammy Morse’s famous system in at least one obvious way: It makes even the most disappointing messages EASY TO DIGEST. Ha! Ha! Get it? “Easy to digest?”

You’re not laughing. You must not get it.

Wear this shirt: to your job manning the key in the telegraph office at Yankton. Wear a period shirt over it, though, or everyone will know you’re from the future.

Don’t wear this shirt: over an open flame. The message could melt, and it doesn’t sound like it’d be very good for your torso, either.

This shirt tells the world: “TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME STOP THIS IS SMORSE CODE NOT BRAILLE STOP”

We call this color: Crypto-Cocoa Brown

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