2nd place in Derby #106: Double-Take Derby 6, with 703 votes!

Sometimes I read a book that makes me really sad. I get so involved with the characters, even if they’re animals, that I just can’t take it when something bad happens to them. What kind of cruel world do we live in, that such lovable, sensitive creatures could be treated this way? They never hurt anybody in all their lives, and they don’t deserve such pain and suffering. It’s just about the saddest thing ever.

So you know what makes me feel better? A big platter of barbecued meat! Mmmm!

Wear this shirt: as part of that tough-guy front you put up to make the world think you’re impervious to emotional pain. We’ll know you’re crying on the inside.

Don’t wear this shirt: around my daughter, please. She thought the spider dying was sad enough.

This shirt tells the world: “I know it’s not compatible with what happens in the story, but barbecued spider meat is just gross.”

We call this color: Grass-fed Wilbur :(

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