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Spicy Meal

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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30 Minutes Or When Ever We Feel Like It

That New York-style pizza place down the street has a funny definition of “customer service”.

Thanks for calling Surly’s Pizza. Now lemme tell you what you’re gonna order, snapper head.

You’re gonna have two extra-large pizzas. No, you don’t get to pick the crust. Who do you think you are, huh? You think I can’t pick the freakin’ crust? YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME? Oh, and I hope you like pepperoni and anchovies, ‘cause that’s what you’re gonna be stuffing your face with tonight. Huh? You think your heartburn means somethin’ to me? Aw, the poor little baby’s got himself a little acid reflux problem. Wah wah wah. Just for that, you’re gonna get two orders of garlic cheese sticks, too, and you’ll freakin’ like it.

Specials? Well, well, well, look at the attitude on you, huh? Alright, I’ll give you a special. It’s gonna be special that I don’t drive this pie to your house and shove it down your throat myself, how about that? Now if you’d stop flappin’ your stupid gums for two seconds, I’ll give you your total. It’s gonna be $21.57 plus a nice fat tip, you hear me? No fat tip, customer get a fat lip. Says so right on the menu. Maybe you oughta try readin’ it, moron.

Wear this shirt: to a food fight.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’d rather have Chinese.

This shirt tells the world: “Leave the pizza, take the calzone.”

We call this color: Hold The Olive Green

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Spicy Meal by MJ
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