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Spicy Meal

by MJ

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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30 Minutes Or When Ever We Feel Like It

That New York-style pizza place down the street has a funny definition of “customer service”.

Thanks for calling Surly’s Pizza. Now lemme tell you what you’re gonna order, snapper head.

You’re gonna have two extra-large pizzas. No, you don’t get to pick the crust. Who do you think you are, huh? You think I can’t pick the freakin’ crust? YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME? Oh, and I hope you like pepperoni and anchovies, ‘cause that’s what you’re gonna be stuffing your face with tonight. Huh? You think your heartburn means somethin’ to me? Aw, the poor little baby’s got himself a little acid reflux problem. Wah wah wah. Just for that, you’re gonna get two orders of garlic cheese sticks, too, and you’ll freakin’ like it.

Specials? Well, well, well, look at the attitude on you, huh? Alright, I’ll give you a special. It’s gonna be special that I don’t drive this pie to your house and shove it down your throat myself, how about that? Now if you’d stop flappin’ your stupid gums for two seconds, I’ll give you your total. It’s gonna be $21.57 plus a nice fat tip, you hear me? No fat tip, customer get a fat lip. Says so right on the menu. Maybe you oughta try readin’ it, moron.

Wear this shirt: to a food fight.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’d rather have Chinese.

This shirt tells the world: “Leave the pizza, take the calzone.”

We call this color: Hold The Olive Green

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Spicy Meal by MJ
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.