3rd place in Derby #168: HalloWoot! 2010, with 1066 votes!

What did you think? That just because I died and came back as a ghost, that I’d be indifferent to fear? My spirit is still the same. That’s kinda the whole idea behind life after death, right? I’m still the same complex, vulnerable person I was when I was a person.

There’s one big thing I’m not afraid to do: admit that some things still scare me even though they can’t harm my ethereal form. They might even scare me more than they did before. You don’t go through an experience like I’ve had without it leaving a psychological scar or two. It’s like they say: once dead, twice shy.

Wear this shirt: if you go “bump” in the night because you’re hiding from something going “meow” in the night.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a ghost and you want to stay invisible.

This shirt tells the world: “Inside every terrifying phantasm from beyond the grave, there’s a scared little kid.”

We call this color: Don’t Let Any Black Cats Cross Your Ectoplasm Trail.

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