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Substitute Teacher

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 23 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 22
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Meanwhile, In The Detention Area

2nd place in Derby #212: Back to School, with 803 votes!

Young lady, do you know why you’re sitting in here today?

”...”

You are here because your disruptive behavior, as well as what appears to be your complete lack of respect where your instructors are concerned, brought you here. Your outbursts in Student Government have been one thing, but truancy? Stealing school property? Plotting to overthrow the principal? These things will not be tolerated, do you understand?

”...”

Sigh. Fine then. If that’s the way you want to be, that’s your choice. But let me be clear, you’ll have to report to Detention Hall every Saturday until you both return what you’ve taken and tell us where the rest of your rebellious little friends are hiding.

“mumble mumble mumble…”

What is… What are you doing? Give me that! Cell phones are not allowed in detention! And just who were you calling? “Ben K.?” Is he a student here? Young lady, you’re getting extremely close to expulsion here.

Wear this shirt: as you explain the wonders of the technological terror you’ve constructed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have trouble staying on target.

This shirt tells the world: “I find your lack of education disturbing.”

We call this color: Walk The Sky Silver

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Substitute Teacher by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.