2nd place in Derby #68: Double-Take Derby 3, with 939 votes!

Bottom of the 9,999,999,999,999,999th inning, and everything’s on the line for the Dinosaurs. They’ve had a long undefeated run, but they just might have met their match here today. It all comes down to this one pitch: knock it into space and live to fight another day, miss and it’s all over. The universe looks, checks the sign, delivers: it’s a heater! Coming in fast! And the swing -

This shirt was designed by: fablefire, and previously believed to be extinct. But intrepid Double-Take Derby voters brought it back to life.

Wear this shirt: if you think the incineration and suffocation of thousands of magnificent reptiles is somehow funny. You sick, sick individual.

Don’t wear this shirt: back in time to the Mesozoic era. Giving them a hint like this could unimaginably alter the course of history.

This shirt tells the world: “Root, root, root for the home team – if they don’t survive it’s a shame.”

We call this color: Brown Sox.

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