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Survival Tracking Guide

by Jack "Jack31081" Anderson

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
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Looks Like There Are Ninjas Everywhere

First Place in Derby #16 (Information Graphics), with 707 votes!

The Earth is a smoking ruin. Civilization is a fading memory. Three tribes fight over the scraps of the vanished industrial society. All we normals can do is try to stay out of their way. Fortunately, they all have distinctive footprints, except for the ninjas. And honestly, if a ninja wants to get you, there’s not much you can do about it anyway.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Jack “Jack31081” Anderson, the Manhattan resident also responsible for Close Encounters of the 2-D Kind, which won Derby #12, and the perennial info-graphical favorite GI Metro. We hope his design skills are enough to save him in the coming pirate/ninja/zombie war.

Wear this shirt: if you enjoy living.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a pirate, ninja, or zombie. It’ll totally give your game away.

This shirt tells the world: “I display my familiarity with ubiquitous internet memes more subtly than you do.”

We call this color: Brown of the Dead.

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Sales Stats

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Survival Tracking Guide by Jack "Jack31081" Anderson
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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