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The Awakening

by Jon Turner

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 25 - Aug 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ode To The Sea

All great poetry comes from the depths.

Both of us have a cold embrace
Both of us are efficient
Both of us loved but also feared
Both of us are indifferent

Both of us are beneath the moon
Before the lighthouse light
Both of us alone at last
The robot and the night

Wear this shirt: to cover the screen door in your chest. Who was on the quality control team?

Don’t wear this shirt: when you jump of the Tallahatchie Bridge. That story’s already too complex as it is without introducing a robot.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, s’up.”

We call this color: Stop telling us it isn’t great poetry, you Black-hearted jerkfaces. We’re sensitive and cry easily.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
winnie71
Last Wooter to Woot:
liamonster

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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The Awakening by Jon Turner
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.