1st place in Derby #24: (Inventions), with 537 votes!

We’ve poured out the kool-aid, locked the closet door, and told Aunt Edna we don’t want another bite of her delightful mushroom gravy. So what’s left? Only the second greatest invention the world has ever seen. Imagine the sad world of 1927, where nannies had to spread peanut butter on hard rolls at lunchtime and it was impossible to make a proper grilled cheese. Where Texas Toast was still a thing from the comic pages and flatbread was an abomination from the Ori-ent. Praise to you both, Otto Frederick Rohwedder and Gustav Papendick! You truly were the architects of modern lunchtime.

Wear this shirt: when you’re remembering that time in the ‘7’0’s’ when you found her diary underneath a tree, and started reading about me.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re taken back in time to World War Two. There was a ban on sliced bread. Remember when your mom said you’d never learn anything on shirt.woot, 07amjame?

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t have any wheat allergies at all!”

We call this color: Brown Was Actually A Color Before Firefly You Know

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