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The Last One

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

HERE COMES THE FUNNY

First Place in Derby #278: Choose Your Own Art-venture with 325 votes!

Hooooooooooooooo boy is this shirt depressing. We get that it's a scathing depiction of a future marred by human-caused climate change, but we're supposed to be "wacky," and "funny" with these writeups, and this thing is a real crowd-killer.

I mean, Jesus. Looking at this thing for even a second makes me want to call my mom.

On the bright side of climate change, at least we won't have to worry about our private parts getting cold in the winter and… you know what, nevermind. We were going to make a shrinkage joke, but the stakes are just too high and look at his little face!

I'M SORRY I DROVE TO WORK TODAY INSTEAD OF BIKING, LITTLE BUDDY. I KNOW I DID THIS TO YOU. IT WAS ME, OK? IT WAS ME!

Wear this shirt: while figuring out a way to reverse climate change. Please.

Don't wear this shirt: after 2028 or you'll immediately sweat through it.

This shirt tells the world: "YOU MONSTERS!"

We call this color: White guilt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
15m 14.669s
First Sucker:
jsedwards25
Last Wooter to Woot:
popemegaforce

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Last One by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.