The Samurai and the Sea Dragon

by patrickspens

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Color Asphalt

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Scintillating Swordwork, Samurai

2nd place in Derby #112: Japan, with 1002 votes!

Say, it’s the Samurai and the Sea Dragon. See the Sea Dragon? See the Samurai? Steady, Samurai, steady.

The Sea Dragon slithers and seethes. See the Sea Dragon Seethe? Seethe, Sea Dragon, seethe.

The Sea Dragon sees the Samurai. See the seething Sea Dragon see the Samurai? See the Samurai see the seething Sea Dragon? The Samurai sports a silver sword. See the Samurai’s sword? Samurai swords slash and sever and slice. Sweet sword, Samurai.

The Samurai seeks to slay the Sea Dragon. See the Samurai seize his sword? Slay, Samurai, slay. Stick the Sea Dragon with your sweet sword.

See the Samurai separate the Sea Dragon into several sections. Say, the Samurai’s slicing some Sea Dragon sashimi. Save some for supper, Samurai!

Wear this shirt: in hopes of scoring points with that cute South Korean exchange student because for being “really into all kinds of Asian stuff,” and let us know how that works out.

Don’t wear this shirt: during seppuku, you’ll ruin it.

This shirt tells the world: “Sea Dragon tastes like chicken.”

We call this color: You! Shall Not! Pass-phalt!

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!