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The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized

by Tom Burns

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
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TV Died

The eejit box comes under scathing fire in this fistful of t-shirt fury. We’re assuming it means “revolutionize” in a larger sense than, say, the British version of The Office revolutionized the sitcom. True story: one of us was once in a punk rock band that wrote and recorded a song with the same title as this shirt, way back in 1995.

This shirt was designed by: Tom Burns, who also makes posters, designs t-shirts for other web sites, and has served five consecutive terms as president of the Edie McClurg Fan Club. Guess which one of these facts we made up!

Wear this shirt: or you’re part of the problem, man.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re watching Dance War, Ghost Whisperer, or Cashmere Mafia. Your internal organs will rupture from the irony.

This shirt tells the world: “If you’re about to tell me I should really give How I Met Your Mother a try, save your breath.”

We call this color: Boob Cream Tube.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 8% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

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The Television Will Not Be Revolutionized by Tom Burns
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