Tofu, Food’s Master of Disguise
by rglee129
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He knew from the start: he could do it all.
For five years, he stayed with the fishermen, learning their craft. His muscles grew strong, he could tell the net from the hook. Then he vanished one night, not even saying goodbye.
He was seen next making sausage, mastering the proper spices. By the time they figured out it was him, he had gone again, perhaps to Texas, or maybe the Chesapeake Bay.
Some people say he’s just chicken, never revealing his true self. But even if he was chicken, you’d never know it. Because someone like Tofu, he can be anywhere, anyone… maybe even… YOU.
Wear this shirt: if you were one of those people that got really mad about our selling meat themed shirts. You want to sway our opinions, pushy vegans? Sell out today’s stock by 2am and capitalism will take its course.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of those carnivores that got mad about how this shirt allowed for a veggie option. All that burger grease in your system, you don’t want to angry up the heart.
This shirt tells the world: “Next to Kung and Manchu, this is my favorite Fu.”
We call this color: Baby Tof-Blue
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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