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Wagoneer

by Theron Wallis

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 23 - Nov 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 21
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When A Quarter Would Feed A Family For A Week

There was a glorious moment in time that most of you are either too young or too old to remember. When television was only three hours a night and nobody could afford one anyway. When a child was allowed to use a welding torch and power sander with no supervision, just because Dad took lead in the South Pacific. And out of this glorious Camelot of a childhood that would one day ruin a Democratic Convention, there came a single boy who did with wagons what Victor Frankenstein did with the newly dead: improved them.

This shirt was designed by: Bob In Accounting. Bob started his career as a Baby Corn Farmer raised in Waterloo, Iowa. For the past three years he has carved butter-cows for the Iowa State Fair. Bob is now on his 3rd marriage, possibly because of his habit of naming each butter-cow after his current wife. As you can probably guess, this one has also been on the rocks lately. We can’t wait for your next wedding in 2008, Bob!

Wear this shirt: when you really wish someone would ask you to make a Cyberman out of the dishwasher.

Don’t wear this shirt: to visit Doctor Octopus. He still has some childhood issues to deal with and it would only make him cry.

This shirt tells the world: “I am the Paul Atreides of the suburbs. FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED EARLY ON A SATURDAY!”

We call this color: Planned Community White

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s
First Sucker:
nokriy
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Wagoneer by Theron Wallis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.