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Waiting for the suB

by CrescentDebris

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 26 - Oct 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Never Early, Always Late

3rd place in Derby #234: Underwater, with 816 votes!

I’m
Waitin’ for the sub
Goin’ out to maybe get some grub
South Marianas, out near Guam
Take about ten minutes, in case you wanna come
I’m
Waitin’ for the sub

Hey there, diver, why you lookin’ so down
Hey there, diver, looks like you gonna drown
Ain’t got no hose, no tank on your side
But at least in that suit, your corpse will be dry
I’m
Waitin’ for the sub

There’s that crab, he always got my back
There’s that shark, with his broken back
Here comes ol’ Mickey, looks like he just talked
I’ve got on headphones so that I can hear Phish rock
I’m
Waitin’ for the sub

In this here ocean, you can’t just walk
Lotsa hungry sea life, lots of jagged rocks
You get there faster and don’t need a rest
This public transport is the way that works the best
IIIII’m
Waitin’ for the sub

Yeah, I got my iPad, I got two mobile phones
I can contact anyone, don’t even gotta be home
I’ll just be here, ain’t even a thing
Someone sits by me I’ll squirt a little ink
I’m
Waitin’ for the sub

Wear this shirt: on the subway. Oh, that’s not what the artist intended? Well, have you heard about a little thing called “death of the author” lately?

Don’t wear this shirt: to an author’s funeral. It’d be very rude.

This shirt tells the world: “The propellers on the sub go round and round, round and round, round and round…”

We call this color: Bold American Bathesphere’s Yearly Boosted Locomoting Underwater Express, a.k.a “Baby Blue”

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.000s
First Sucker:
hfoster116
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter25138002

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Waiting for the suB by CrescentDebris
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