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When Life Gives you Lemons…..

by jamescho84

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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Based On A True Story

2nd place in Derby #44: Summer, with 867 votes!

“D-d-d-donna? T-t-t-tommy? Come on you guys, quit kidding around! Look, I know you’re hiding! I’m gonna tell mom if you don’t come out! Guys? Listen, I know you’re down there! I know it! Okay, I’m coming down! Don’t try to jump out and scare me because it won’t work, okay? I’m coming down the stairs now!”

dzzztolice say that the escaped drink manufacturer began his business with a stand in front of his boyhood home, and are worried thatdzzzt

“That’s not funny, you guys, turning the tv on and off like that just to scare me! I’m gonna tell mom you did this! Guys? You’re gonna be in a lot of trouble you know! You better come out now if you don’t want me to tell!”

dzzztver three hundred pounds of sugar has gone missing from a nearby refinerdzzzt

“Guys, come on! This isn’t funny! Come out and… Jimmy, finally. You know, you really scared me when you… Jimmy? What’s wrong, Jimmy? Why is your forehead so damp? Jimmy? Jimmy? OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

dzzzta statement saying there is no cause for Lemonville residents to be alarmedzzzt

This shirt was designed by: this new fellow you’ve probably never heard of named jamescho84, or as we like to call him on the in-house paperwork, Captain Jimbo Hapsburg-Cho of the 84th Welsh Dragoons. It’s really strange how we do that and no one is sure why we started. It takes so long to write. Anyway, he’s still got three other shirts for sale.

Wear this shirt: when you’re shopping for a used car. It’ll let ‘em know you mean business.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve got a paper cut. It’ll really sting.

This shirt tells the world: “Do you still hear them, Clarice?”

We call this color: There once was a lemon named Dean/Who thought refrigerators were unclean/So he stayed on a plate/And then one night went “Wait!”/For the mold had turned him Kelly Green.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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When Life Gives you Lemons….. by jamescho84
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.