2nd place in Derby #222: Gadgets to Enhance Everyday Life, with 547 votes!

Life should be simple. But it never is.

“Aaaah! My coffee! My pants! Nooooo!”

“Hey Steve!”
“Good, how are you?”
”...what?”

At Apple, we believe that life’s embarrassing little moments can inspire you. To end them. Forever.

“Note to self: always check the lock on the door before taking out the trash in your underwear.”

“C’mon, just close you stupid program! Don’t save changes- Wait. F*&%!”

That’s why in summer of 2012, we’re introducing our most revolutionary product ever. A product able to warp the fabric of spacetime itself and literally “undo” your mistakes. We call it the iSuck. And it’s going to change the game. Forever.

Wear this shirt: To let everyone know that you’re the kind of person who can’t be trusted.

Don’t wear this shirt: As some kind of cutesy way of apologizing to your significant other for your infidelity.

This shirt tells the world: “What do you mean, ‘I bet your parents wish they had one?’”

We call this color: UnNavy to Undo Last Action

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