Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Vinci! Da da da da da da da da Vinci! Vinci! Vinci! Vinci! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da! Vinci!

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“Leo, I want you to have this.”

“Mike, is this what I think it is?”

“It’s Angelonite. The one substance that can stop me. Before I go paint the Sistine Chapel I want to have it somewhere safe.”

“Hrm. Do you think the job will be too much for you?”

“I don’t know, Leo. I only know that if I ever were to… well, if something were to happen… you’d be the only man who could stop me.”

“Because I have a plan for everything.”

“That’s right, Leo. I can do amazing things with my gifts, but I’ve never even dreamed up something like this… what do you call it?”

“The Leocopter. Unless you mean the Whirly-Leo. I write the names backwards so they might be hard to read, even with your Angelo-vision.”

“You amaze me, Leo. But I should be going.”

“Good luck, Mike.”

“Thanks, Leo. I have a feeling… I’ll need it.”

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This shirt tells the world: “Imagine what you could have done with your life if you’d only employed a good butler.”

We call this color: DaVinci, Thank God You Came, This Spaniard Dressed Like One Of Our Mimes In The Village Square, He Did All This, All Of This Horrible, Horrible, Oh, There’s Not Even A Word For The Carnage, But Hurry And You Can Catch Him, He Went That Way, They Say He Had Green Hair And His Face Was Covered In Some Sort Of Creme

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