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Wolfwear

by Paul Hornschemeier

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
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Howling On The Inside

I’m sorry. Maybe I’m making too big a deal out of it. But punctuality is really important in lycanthrope society. I mean, we live by the moon, you know? You don’t want to get caught with somebody’s arm between your teeth when the sun comes up. Especially if it’s somebody you know. That can get uncomfortable.

Just, you know, next time let me know if you’re not going to show up. I hate being put in a position where I have to be the bad guy.

This shirt was designed by: Paul Hornschemeier, creator of Forlorn Funnies and proprietor of the blog News and Headlice. If you wanna buy more expensive, less wearable examples of his stuff, contact the gallery that represents him. Just don’t do it when the moon is full.

Wear this shirt: to passive-aggressively remind your friends that if they make plans with you and fail to show, you’ll rip their throats out with your teeth.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re an actual werewolf. The whimsy will undercut your whole monster trip, and your actual lycanthropy will make the shirt less funny.

This shirt tells the world: “My only vulnerabilities are silver bullets and contrived puns.”

We call this color: Brown Bullets Won’t Work.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 33% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Wolfwear by Paul Hornschemeier
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