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X-Ray Fiesta

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

We call it “Fiestawear”

WARNING: The wearer of this shirt risks a pummeling by near-sighted children. If you hear a chorus of “dale, dale, dale” anywhere in your vicinity, REMOVE THIS SHIRT IMMEDIATELY.

Want to freak out your fellow Cinco de Mayo partygoers? Switch the lights off, and give ‘em a gander at this shirt’s glow-in-the-dark ink!

 

It’s a sickening blue color inspired by a certain horrible rocker’s equally horrible blue-bottle tequila we once sampled. They’ll reel with astonishment, and also with regret that they had those last three margaritas.

When we first saw this x-ray piñata design, a thought occurred to us: If people really could see into piñatas without breaking them first, it would save the lives of a lot of paper-maché burros. Because people would have a look inside and go “oh, there’s just a bunch of nasty, petrified hard candy in there,” and spare the little critter a brutal bludgeoning.

Wear this shirt: to the radiology clinic for a few laughs. In general, we’ve found most radiology clinics run a laugh deficit.

Don’t wear this shirt: just on Cinco de Mayo. It’s also appropriate for ocho de Mayo, diecinueve de Mayo, veintiséis de Febrero and every other dia del año. You could wear it on cincuenta y seis de Noviembre, if there were such a thing—which our single semester of high-school Spanish leads us to believe there is not.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, I swing like a blindfolded six-year-old.”

We call this color: Pinavyata

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
slhosking
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 37% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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