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Your Ideas

by Jthree Concepts

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
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Sick burn, bro.

This is a little too on the nose, if you ask me.

Oh man, have you heard of this new thing called the Internet? It's AMAZING! Basically it's a complex system of networked computers that connects people across the globe and allows me to tell them all how much they suck at any time! It's fantastic!

Artists, musicians, comedians, writers, and more are online, pouring out their souls and just waiting for me to tell them how stupid it is and question their sexuality for creating it and imply that even a person of severe mental deficit would do better!

I've never felt more alive! It's like I finally found my calling: spreading misery and disdain across the globe!

Create? Why would I bother creating something? So some other assh%&$ can come along and tell me it's bad? Why would I do that to my self esteem? It's so much easier to sit on my ever-widening ass and explain to people why I'm superior and why my opinion of their work should be the end-all, be-all!

Why me? Why NOT me? Someone has to keep these people in line, or else we'd be up to our knees in meaningless and trivial "art" that I don't like! Is that the kind of world you want to live in, where people are unafraid to chase their dreams and pursue their hearts' desires because no one is waiting in the wings to ridicule their efforts and harangue them with scornful laughter? Not me, no way. There have to be standards, and obviously they should be my standards since I know the most about everything and am generally the best at everything, despite never actually doing anything.

I'm so lonely.

Wear this shirt: While angrily explaining to a stranger why their shirt sucks.

Don't wear this shirt: If you want to make friends.

This shirt tells the world: "I have a pretty convincing case for why I'm right. I just need anyone on earth to listen to me."

We call this color: Brownbeaten

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1h 53m 18.227s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Your Ideas by Jthree Concepts
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.