Derby # 167: Meme Mashup!
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parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
Re: shirt 101


Primarily based on
Flowchart meme. Also has f**l and divide by zero.

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
parrotworks wrote:Primarily based on
Flowchart meme. Also has buttafuoco and divide by zero.

The odds of me not making a logic error here are pretty bad. Just let me know. I'll fix and resub. Thanks.


It looks solid to me, other than a result of "fail" on a yes to "any chance they'll give you this shirt" - perhaps a FTW?

mindputtee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mindputtee
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I have to admit, I really, really like this shirt. It's witty and even though it's busy, the business makes the shirt work. It may be a shirt that people would have to get up close and personal to read, but I know I own some of those and they still work.

mindputtee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mindputtee
Darquis wrote:It looks solid to me, other than a result of "fail" on a yes to "any chance they'll give you this shirt" - perhaps a FTW?


::edit::

I agree, that would add another meme along with making the shirt make more sense.

forstycup


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Re: shirt 101


Are some of the entires supposed to appear upside down?

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
forstycup wrote:Are some of the entires supposed to appear upside down?


Think about it. Get back to me if the logic still eludes you.

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
parrotworks wrote:Think about it. Get back to me if the logic still eludes you.


I got it, but suggestion: first yes should be flipped

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
Darquis wrote:I got it, but suggestion: first yes should be flipped


Yeah, then you can argue the first question could be flipped. Don't go getting all logical on me.

Thanks for your input but it seems to have enough traction without edits so I'm gonna let it fly.

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
parrotworks wrote:Yeah, then you can argue the first question could be flipped. Don't go getting all logical on me.

Thanks for your input but it seems to have enough traction without edits so I'm gonna let it fly.


Yeah, that's the trick on this one - there's no real logical way to have the first question and have it work right. Ah well

LoOke


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LoOke

"remove foriegn shirt", typo?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
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I gotta say, I wasted 3 minutes looking at all of the possibilities... this is HILARIOUS! I especially like the upside down sections.

Normally I wouldn't wear a text/flowchart tshirt, but this one is just too dang funny to pass up.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

And yes, there is a typo with "foreign," but I'm sure woot will allow you to fix it without resubbing. I think- maybe ask the WootBosses.

delston


quality posts: 0 Private Messages delston
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Simply otterific. Win dang it!

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 56 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
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This is funny! I would have been dizzy trying to make this design. +1











forstycup


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parrotworks wrote:Think about it. Get back to me if the logic still eludes you.


Got it. Really fun idea.

Muppethero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Muppethero
forstycup wrote:Got it. Really fun idea.


my vote button is missing..

RealMenFinishLast


quality posts: 1 Private Messages RealMenFinishLast
Re: shirt 101


Ridiculousness at it's best.

Reibear


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reibear

I like flowcharts! I like this, except I don't like some of the text bubbles, but it still gets a vote from me.

chreez


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Darquis wrote:It looks solid to me, other than a result of "fail" on a yes to "any chance they'll give you this shirt" - perhaps a FTW?


I agree with this guy.. I would probably buy this shirt if you changed it to FTW. buttafuoco doesn't make sense..

Did you mean to say that it was buttafuoco that someone would even consider giving up the shirt?

phd2001


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Darquis wrote:It looks solid to me, other than a result of "fail" on a yes to "any chance they'll give you this shirt" - perhaps a FTW?


agreed. gmv

daisyhalfwit


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Re: shirt 101


I know that 90% of meme/internet humor culture is run by horny, bored dudes but must the flow chart insist that the wearer should "stalk her?" Seriously.

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
daisyhalfwit wrote:I know that 90% of meme/internet humor culture is run by horny, bored dudes but must the flow chart insist that the wearer should "stalk her?" Seriously.


Where do you live? Are you a girl? LOL

Well you got me there. You'll have to forgive me. I've never written code for an article of clothing before. Really.

Also, in general all, I tried to keep the whole design somewhat kid appropriate. In the original design I had some more aggressive behaviors for getting your shirt back but I was worried some little kid was gonna get jumped at school.

There's a fine line between humor and offending people. All was meant in fun.

phd2001


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phd2001
daisyhalfwit wrote:I know that 90% of meme/internet humor culture is run by horny, bored dudes but must the flow chart insist that the wearer should "stalk her?" Seriously.


why would you want to stalk someone who is not cute?

asher0716


quality posts: 1 Private Messages asher0716
phd2001 wrote:why would you want to stalk someone who is not cute?


Stalkers don't always stalk their prey for their looks, but for what they might possess...such as hyenas stalking the lions for the leftover zebra.

Besides, this stalking bubble leads back to "Are you wearing this shirt?" so as to imply that the stalking should eventually lead to claiming the shirt!

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
asher0716 wrote:Stalkers don't always stalk their prey for their looks, but for what they might possess..


Like their shirt.

macedu


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Yeah someone already mentioned it but you misspelled "foreign" on the shirt.

macedu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages macedu
macedu wrote:Yeah someone already mentioned it but you misspelled "foreign" on the shirt.


Sorry I meant to add to that post before I submitted it. How much will Woot allow you to edit before they print it? Would they let you change the color of the shirt or anything major like that as well?

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
macedu wrote:Sorry I meant to add to that post before I submitted it. How much will Woot allow you to edit before they print it? Would they let you change the color of the shirt or anything major like that as well?


Generally not - anything too major and you're basically getting votes for a design that isn't what will go to print

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
macedu wrote:Yeah someone already mentioned it but you misspelled "foreign" on the shirt.


It has been submitted to woot with correct spelling.

There is a rare virus that reverses the i and e on jpegs. Thats the story I'll stick with. ;)

clbevilacqua


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clbevilacqua
parrotworks wrote:It has been submitted to woot with correct spelling.

There is a rare virus that reverses the i and e on jpegs. Thats the story I'll stick with. ;)


And here i thought that you misspelled it on purpose cuz of the many many many MANY errors in every instruction manual out there these days!

sTyLeS


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sTyLeS
clbevilacqua wrote:And here i thought that you misspelled it on purpose cuz of the many many many MANY errors in every instruction manual out there these days!


Yeah, would have been funny if it was written in Engrish.

jasneko


quality posts: 32 Private Messages jasneko
Re: shirt 101

Not a shirt I would wear, but I am quite amused by the chart - clever one Parrotworks: )

missmissa07


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I really like this shirt, but I'm not understanding the upside down boxes. Anyone care to explain?

Darquis


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missmissa07 wrote:I really like this shirt, but I'm not understanding the upside down boxes. Anyone care to explain?


Where would the shirt be in relation to the owner of the shirt in those situations?

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg
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Aside from not really getting all of the 'flow' on this chart, I really, truly cannot envision myself wearing a huge flowchart on my chest. The stare-factor's too big, plus the fact that 99% of the starers would be thinking - or asking - W.T.F.?
Not a buttafuoco from the standpoint of this derby, but I totally don't get why this is fogging.

mrsjamie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrsjamie
missmissa07 wrote:I really like this shirt, but I'm not understanding the upside down boxes. Anyone care to explain?


when you wear it you will be looking down at it and those boxes will be right side up to you.

Johndis5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Johndis5
paigeg wrote:Aside from not really getting all of the 'flow' on this chart, I really, truly cannot envision myself wearing a huge flowchart on my chest. The stare-factor's too big, plus the fact that 99% of the starers would be thinking - or asking - W.T.F.?
Not a buttafuoco from the standpoint of this derby, but I totally don't get why this is fogging.


This.

paramecium10


quality posts: 0 Private Messages paramecium10
paigeg wrote:Aside from not really getting all of the 'flow' on this chart, I really, truly cannot envision myself wearing a huge flowchart on my chest. The stare-factor's too big, plus the fact that 99% of the starers would be thinking - or asking - W.T.F.?
Not a buttafuoco from the standpoint of this derby, but I totally don't get why this is fogging.


Throw in jokes about B.O. and stalking people and you have a completely tacky, unwearable shirt.

be10der2me


quality posts: 0 Private Messages be10der2me
Re: shirt 101


Definite violation of rule:
No extraneous text. If your chosen meme has an essential text element (like the "Very Erotic Very Violent" meme), you can use it. No dialogue or exposition, though.
REFER TO #2 & #3 in definitions.
ex·po·si·tion
   /ˌɛkspəˈzɪʃən/ Show Spelled[ek-spuh-zish-uhn] Show IPA
–noun
1.
a large-scale public exhibition or show, as of art or manufactured products: an exposition of 19th-century paintings; an automobile exposition.
2.
the act of expounding, setting forth, or explaining: the exposition of a point of view.
3.
writing or speech primarily intended to convey information or to explain; a detailed statement or explanation; explanatory treatise: The students prepared expositions on familiar essay topics.
4.
the act of presenting to view; display: The singer gave a splendid exposition of vocal talent.
5.
exposure ( def. 10 ) .
6.
the state of being exposed; exposure.
7.
Music . the first section of a fugue or a sonata form, in which the principal themes normally are introduced.
8.
(in a play, novel, etc.) dialogue, description, etc., that gives the audience or reader the background of the characters and the present situation.

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
be10der2me wrote:Definite violation of rule:
No extraneous text. If your chosen meme has an essential text element (like the "Very Erotic Very Violent" meme), you can use it. No dialogue or exposition, though.
REFER TO #2 & #3 in definitions.
ex·po·si·tion
   /ˌɛkspəˈzɪʃən/ Show Spelled[ek-spuh-zish-uhn] Show IPA
–noun
1.
a large-scale public exhibition or show, as of art or manufactured products: an exposition of 19th-century paintings; an automobile exposition.
2.
the act of expounding, setting forth, or explaining: the exposition of a point of view.
3.
writing or speech primarily intended to convey information or to explain; a detailed statement or explanation; explanatory treatise: The students prepared expositions on familiar essay topics.
4.
the act of presenting to view; display: The singer gave a splendid exposition of vocal talent.
5.
exposure ( def. 10 ) .
6.
the state of being exposed; exposure.
7.
Music . the first section of a fugue or a sonata form, in which the principal themes normally are introduced.
8.
(in a play, novel, etc.) dialogue, description, etc., that gives the audience or reader the background of the characters and the present situation.


Yeah except that it's integral to their meme. How do you do a flowchart without text?

be10der2me


quality posts: 0 Private Messages be10der2me
Darquis wrote:Yeah except that it's integral to their meme. How do you do a flowchart without text?


The meme itself is questionable, did you visit know your meme? If you had then you would know this to be true.
It is a clear violation of the rules and yet it hasn't been expunged by Woot. Go figure!

daisyhalfwit


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phd2001 wrote:why would you want to stalk someone who is not cute?


Why would you want to stalk anyone PERIOD? I object to this shirt because it endorses sexual harassment of women, cute or not. Your comment just reinforced why I dislike this shirt.

jandk113


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jandk113
daisyhalfwit wrote:Why would you want to stalk anyone PERIOD? I object to this shirt because it endorses sexual harassment of women, cute or not. Your comment just reinforced why I dislike this shirt.


Sounds like you are a little too up tight.... get over it...Stalking doesn't have to be sexual....doesn't even have to be violent...ANYWAY..you don't have to buy the shirt. Plus one from me!

I ♥ WOOT!!!

parrotworks


quality posts: 17 Private Messages parrotworks
daisyhalfwit wrote:Why would you want to stalk anyone PERIOD?


For the record, the logic states the only people being stalked are people who have taken your shirt

Darquis


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Darquis
be10der2me wrote:The meme itself is questionable, did you visit know your meme? If you had then you would know this to be true.
It is a clear violation of the rules and yet it hasn't been expunged by Woot. Go figure!


It is not clear - flowcharts without text are possible, but aren't really flowcharts (and for the purposes of the meme, the text is fairly necessary). And know your meme is not the meme decider, just a good guide. And nothing on their page says it's questionable, most of the comments tend to agree (not that their commenters are themselves an authority)

soralette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages soralette

PWND!? This is not where I was trying to post this.

soralette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages soralette
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parrotworks wrote:For the record, the logic states the only people being stalked are people who have taken your shirt


Considering the ambiguity of "do you own this shirt?" (It could easily mean either that exact, self-same piece of cloth, or a shirt with the same design), I don't know that I agree with your interpretation.

Regardless, encouraging stalking women (or anyone!) is not okay, even if the stalk-ee is wearing your actual shirt.

I liked this design a lot before I got to that corner of the flowchart but, frankly, could not wear it in good conscience with that on there.

Esoteric1081


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soralette wrote:Considering the ambiguity of "do you own this shirt?" (It could easily mean either that exact, self-same piece of cloth, or a shirt with the same design), I don't know that I agree with your interpretation.

Regardless, encouraging stalking women (or anyone!) is not okay, even if the stalk-ee is wearing your actual shirt.

I liked this design a lot before I got to that corner of the flowchart but, frankly, could not wear it in good conscience with that on there.


Are you being serious?
The shirt wearer has it coming. Either A: she stole your shirt to get your attention and wants to be stalked. Or 2: she stole your shirt, get it back. Otherwise, the shirt is a joke and nobody is being stalked.

tjsynkral


quality posts: 16 Private Messages tjsynkral
Darquis wrote:It looks solid to me, other than a result of "fail" on a yes to "any chance they'll give you this shirt" - perhaps a FTW?


fail ftw

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