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Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip Poster

Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip Poster

$15.00

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Product:
1 Woot Poster 16"x 20" (permalink)
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Today's Woot Creator

Anna-Maria Jung

Anna-Maria Jung knows Poe’s birthday was last week. But look at it this way: now you’re early for next year!

Hometown:
New York City, NY
Links:
Mister Poe’s Guilt Trip Tee
Anna-Maria’s Site
Become an Anna-Maria fan
Anna-Maria’s Portfolio

A Dream Within A Dream

There’s no “equal partner” in life. There’s just prey, and prey that’s not yet ripe.

Darkly forest kitties judge
Stolid hearts refuse to budge
But in my fear I run and hide
From radiant feline eyes

Branches crack with wooden voices
Scratches show my awkward choices
Nearby lights from city gas
Mark me as prey for Bast

My sin, my sin, from which I flee
Her scorn and hatred poured on me
Her judging eyes around my throat
The dry food often makes her choke

And I can see her in the night
Her eyes marked with an angry light
She plans revenge upon my face
Her purr will crush me into place

I am the mouse, she has control
But food is not her final goal
For her the hunt is simple fun
And so I run, And so I run.

Display this poster: because it touches your tell-tale heart.

Don’t display this poster: if you’re a dog person. Dogs always forgive.

This poster tells the world: “Did I feed the cat? No, you don’t understand! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO KNOW!”

It takes a while to clean up the ring after a face-off like this, so be aware all Poe vs Shakespeare items will not ship until February 15th.
 

Poster Specs

  • 16” x 20” (Printed Area is 15” x 19”)
  • 8mil lustre PDQ/Siena paper with 8 Color Ultrachrome Epson inks (8mil is equivalent to about 90# cover stock)

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Speed to First Woot:
11m 35.017s
First Sucker:
cryptica
Sellout Time:
Sunday, February 12, 2012, 10:53:34 PM Central Time
Item quantity:
28

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 192%
  • 8% bought 28%
  • 0% bought 30%

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